🧫🧬🔬🔭👩🏻🔬👨🏻🔬🧚 🧪 VS 🕴🏼👩🏼🌾👨🏼🌾🐴🕴🏻🧑🏼🌾
👩🏻🔬: Hey dad?!
👨🏻🔬: yeah?? What’s up?
👩🏻🔬: I don’t think I want to do science anymore..
👨🏻🔬: Oh?! Why not?
👩🏻🔬: Everyone is saying when you bioengineer genetically modified cats with science music & chemical 1103 you channeling power from the occult.
👨🏻🔬: Oh that’s weird.. Is it those Italian Mennonite that live in the underground sin proof bunker down the street again?
👩🏻🔬: yeah…
👨🏻🔬: That is it.. I’m going over there
👨🏻🔬🕳️: Hey Mennonites! Come up to the surface layer and speak to me like a man!
👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🇮🇹🕴🏼🧔🏼🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🥕👴🏼: Whats-sa-maattaa- WTH-u huh?
🧔🏼♀️🍕: Ay the sinners back? Aye?
👨🏻🔬: Aye..What’s the deal huh..? What’s-sa-Ma-ta wif me? Whassa- matta-WTH- You?! Huh?!
👨🏼🌾: Everyone on Nextdoor-over sayin You’re part of the lost occult cult!
👨🏻🔬: No.. Not true.. I specifically mentioned on Nextdoor-over that I biologically engineered a Cult Cat and he was lost.
👨🏻🔬: here look.. This is a picture of it.
👹🧶: Mow!
🧓🏼: So you’re not a part of the Occult?
👨🏻🔬: No.. Science to me is part of Gods creation. The devil has no part in it. Thatsa -whattsa-Matta-with- me.. Aye?
👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🇮🇹🕴🏼🧔🏼🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🥕👴🏼: hmm maybe we were wrong about you..
👨🏻🔬: Here I want you to haves these as a peace offering.. this pound bread cat 🍰🧶 & Turned butter cat 🧈🧶. They are yours to keep..
👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🇮🇹🕴🏼🧔🏼🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🥕👴🏼: Aye!
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👩🏻🔬: So what happened?!
👨🏻🔬: Oh I just lured them out their bunker with Pound- bread cat and Turned Butter cat then had a bunch of special agents arrest them for chastising our science.
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👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🐄🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🧈🧶🇮🇹🍰🧶🕴🏼🧔🏼🐓🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🐓🐖🥕👴🏼- awe He Tricked us! Whatssa-matta-whhit-you!
👩💼🕵🏽♀️🧑🏻💼🚔👮🏻♀️-👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🇮🇹🕴🏼🧔🏼🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🥕👴🏼-🚔👮👮🏾🕵🏻♀️🧑🏿💼- Excellent work Baexdad you’ve done it again!
👨🏻🔬🗣️: Yeah that’s right Italian Mennonites! In your bearded old looking faces!
👩🏻🔬🗣️: Yeah! In your Wrinkly old looking bonnet’s and traditional dresses!
👨🏻🔬🗣️: You give good Mennonites a bad name!
👩🏻🔬🗣️: The Amish, quakers and good Mennonites said they’re going to kick your arrsch’s!
👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🇮🇹🕴🏼🧔🏼🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🥕👴🏼: We’”ll get you my pretties! We’ll get you and your little pound bread & turned butter cats too!
🥇👩🏻🔬🍰🧶🧚👨🏻🔬🧈🧶🥇- Dout- it .. Tell it to the judge.
👩⚖️: Gulity!
🥾💥👨🏼🌾🐴🧑🏼🌾🥕🍝👩🏼🌾🕴🏼🇮🇹🕴🏼🧔🏼🍕🧔🏻♂️🐴🕴🏻🧔🏼♀️👵🏼🥕👴🏼: Mennonite Italiano unpasteurizing off the grid againnnn !
👨🏻🔬🗣️: Gon-git!
👩🏻🔬🗣️: Ya! Gon-git!
🧚: ✨! ..
🇺🇸✨💫⭐️✨🇺🇸
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👨🏻🔬: Wow! I sure am glad that’s over with!
👩🏻🔬: Me too.. I guess Science isn’t that bad when people don’t call you a predator or a cult leader.
👨🏻🔬: Yea see, I told you I wasn’t a huge creep. That’s was their whole plan from beginning.. I’ve been fighting these guys my whole life. That’s just what Italian Mennonites do.
👩🏻🔬: Wow.. And all you had to do was gain their trust long enough to lure them out with pound bread and turned butter..
👨🏻🔬: Mmhmm..
👩🏻🔬🧚: Dad look! Cult cat came back.. and he has followers! 👹🧶👾👾👾👾
👨🏻🔬: Hey, how about that! He must have Genetitisized DNA 🧬 with computer cat 💻 🧶
👩🏻🔬: Is that why they look like little digital space invader cult cat followers?
👨🏻🔬: Mmhmm.. That’s science for ya. One minute your a Just a Bioengineered cult cat..Next minute you genetitisize with a Bioengineered Laptop computer Cat and become the leader of a laptop computer cat cult family.
👩🏻🔬: Wow.. So science is love?
👨🏻🔬: Mmhmm and Bioengineered Genet’o~sythesis
💻💓👾👾🧶👾👾💓👹
👩🏻🔬: Wow dad! you’re starting to sound like a real scientist!
👨🏻🔬: Yeah, not legally, but you know what they say. . “Science follows no laws except the Laws of Science!”
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